Not Me Monday

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Amy Sara
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Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

i am not happy to be making this post on time for once in a row! it is not important to me because i do not consider it therapy.

i am not on my 2nd can of Mt. Dew since 10 pm, and it will not keep me up all night. Beef often wonders how i can drink it after noon, and still sleep at night. He has no idea how much coffee i consume when he’s not around. Good thing i’m an adult, or my growth would be stunted from the caffine!

i did not enjoy dinner with the family last night, and didn’t get a kick out of tickling Lil Man to the point of his delightful squealing!

i also didn’t enjoy watching A1 with her Grammy and Grampy and especially Uncle, who i know she will love more and more every day they spend together.

i was not happy to visit Nanny and Pops today, by just going to their house without calling first. i think this is perfectly acceptable, and in fact, surprise everyone!

i was also not thrilled, when Beef decided for us to go to lunch today, and was not sad because i couldn’t cook another meal.

i did not use a cuss word and almost have a heart attack in the restaurant when A1 started gagging on a mashed up bit of baked potato, turned read and looked up at me with those “Help Me” eyes.

i also didn’t forget that i had strapped her to her chair, and when i tried to lift her out to save her life, was not startled to find that she was still strapped in the chair!

A1 finally was able to move the baked potato bit either up or down (i was in such a panic, i don’t really remember), and after that, i was not sure that i would recover. (she definitely got no more food after that!)

We did not come home and take a nap together, nor did we eat together, or watch night time TV together. i did not enjoy every minute, and wish for more moments like those.

If you can talk about all the embarrassing things that did not happen to you this week, please join in. If you are just interested in some free therapy or laughs, head over to MckMama’s and check out what other people had to say!

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